ENCRYPTED RADIO BROADCAST
*tap tap tap* Is this thing on? Oh... right... um. This is MTCaptain here and I am sending this message to dispel rumors of my death, as you can see I am not dead I was just battling the commie threat in lower Zimbabwe (actually I was visiting my mother, she makes wonderful pies). However, I'm back and ready to resume kicking ass with my trusty friend Val. I hope all you keep watching me and Val do our thing in future duder flashes.
This is MTCaptain, out.
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Jesus-Owns-X
i want flash, but i really don't fucking feel like paying 500$
MTCaptain
Piracy works, thats how we have it on Val's computer.